MOLE
HE THINKS HE'S A
BIG FISH BUT HE'S A TADPOLE
FILLIN' UP ANOTHER PLATE OF TUNA CASSEROLE
CROSSIN' THE BRIDGE-N-NEVER PAYIN' THE TOLL
HE CRACKS THE EGGS-N-SWALLOWS 'EM WHOLE
AND THEN HE TAKES A MIDNIGHT STROLL
WITH A LIVE WIRE IN HIS BUTTON-HOLE
YEH HE'S FOR REAL WHEN HE'S PLAYIN' THE ROLE
'CAUSE HE'S ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SCROTUM-POLE
HE'S A MOLE
TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR LUNCH WITH BOB DOLE
AND A COUPLE-A-GRAND FOR AN EXTRA ROLL
GONNA SIGN ANOTHER BILL FOR GUN CONTROL
BUT HE PACKS AN AUTOMATIC WHEN HE'S ON PATROL
HE'S GONNA KEEP ON DIGGIN' A DEEPER HOLE
BY USING THE MONKEYS THAT BREAK PAROLE
HE'S A MOLE
HE'S PULLIN' OFF TO MAKE A QUICK PINHOLE
WITH SOME OF THE SMACK HE AND HIS PARTNER STOLE
GONNA PUT IN A BIG FAT DIP-A-SKOAL
AND PACK A CONFISCATED BOWL
IT'S HARD TO TELL WHAT IS HIS GOAL
WHEN HE'S WIGGLIN' AROUND IN YOUR ANAL HOLE
HE'S A MOLE
