ASSHOLE SONG
WELL
HE CAME TO MY HOUSE-N-ATE ALL MY FOOD
HIS STAGNANT BREATH PUT ME IN A BAD MOOD
HE WATCHED MY TV-N-CRANKED UP MY JAMS
SMOKED ALL MY DOPE BUT HE DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN
HE'S A REAL ASSHOLE A-NUMBER ONE
TO FLUSH HIS HEAD WOULD BE SO FUN
HE BURNED MY CARPET WITH HIS CIGARETTE BUTTS
-N-STANK UP THE KITCHEN WITH THE FARTS HE CUTS
AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT I WILL NEVER SEE
ALL THE FUCKIN' MONEY THAT HE'S BORROWED FROM ME
HE'S A REAL ASSHOLE A-NUMBER ONE
TO FLUSH HIS HEAD WOULD BE SO FUN
HE STEPPED IN DOGSHIT-N-DIDN'T WIPE HIS FEET
WENT TO MY JOHN-N-PEED ON THE SEAT
FIRE UP A JOINT BEFORE HE GITS HERE
HERE HE COMES NOW BETTER HIDE ALL THE BEER
HE'S A REAL ASSHOLE A-NUMBER ONE
TO FLUSH HIS HEAD WOULD BE SO FUN
WELL I THOUGHT FER SURE THAT I'D SEEN IT ALL
BUT THE NEXT THING YA KNOW
HE FLICKED A BOOGER ON THE WALL
HE'S A REAL ASSHOLE A-NUMBER ONE
TO FLUSH HIS HEAD WOULD BE SO FUN
